jessiehasdance: equalistsfuckshitup: story time when i was 16 my mom and i were watching ellen and my mom says ‘oh look my favorite lesbian!’ and i said ‘i thought i was your favorite lesbian?’ and she just stared at me for a moment and said ‘oh ok. ‘ and we just continued watching and thats how i came out to my mother
liarnjamespayne: in 5th grade they made my class do a seminar thing on drugs and we had to sign an anti-drug pledge and afterwards they gave us these really fancy certificates declaring that we would be drug free forever and i ended up rolling a joint with mine in freshman year so there u go
kittylovesboo: im—really—weird: katorade27: if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon you are the future
photoshoppedreality: hussiescondensedevil: eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and transform it in energy just wow That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.
sycophancy: riddlemetom: unfollower: I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden you push that stroller sassy spiderman! you fight those bad guys girlfriend! you...
ianoshea: Do you think Tim Burton even has auditions for his movies anymore or does he just sit Helena and Johnny down and say “listen we’re doing another movie.”
thatstoomainstream: It’s weird how in animals seeing ribs/collar&hip bones is considered sick or even abusive, but in people that’s considered beautiful.
Societal expectations of sex don't make any sense
salmiakkivodka: If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage But homosexuality is bad I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
carnivalowl: Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a bisexual can’t have any friends at all because they might get a sudden urge to fuck them.
Reblog if you're a lesbian.
illsevenyournine: “Those poor boys’ lives will be ruined because of this.” “But the girl was wearing—” “She was drinking alcoho—” “They won’t be able to play football anymore!” “The boys’ futures are ruined because of her!” “She should be held accountable, too!” “What did she think was going to happen!?”
when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
when i want to kiss you: i look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly i am and that i'll die with 80 cats, approximately
b4sedpanda: So, are you telling me that I’ll get into more legal trouble for growing marijuana in my house for my personal use than two boys that raped someone? Wonderful.
nickmoorexvx: Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?” I’ll say that again. A guy came up to me at work and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
carving: Isn’t it weird how God killed 2.4 million people in the bible and Satan killed 10
super-wholock-avengers: jaybird-in-the-tardis: in my social studies class we were talking about laws and shit and one boy goes “Why is rape illegal? Don’t girls like dominance?” and the smallest girl in class got up and socked him in the jaw and said “Shouldn’t you like that? Don’t you like acting tough?” and everyone got quiet for a second and then slow clapped it out for her